Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Glory that is Google: it reads minds

This post should probably instead be called weird things that people Google.
I was perusing happyplace.com and came across "The Most Insane Search Suggestions Ever Seen on Google."   There were pictures to prove it for searches like "my wife l" suggestions including "my wife left town with a banana" or for "is " the first suggestion was "is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler."  Obviously these seem too bizarre to be true so I decided to do my own google searches.

Well I got many of the same results for the "is" search and I did many more searches but will only include ones that are simply strange or entertaining.


I just thought "why did I get married" to be a particularly odd thing to ask google...maybe a therapist would be better?



Seriously..."is it normal to be sexually attracted to numbers"...I do not think it gets geekier than that. 


And finally my favorite "what should I do if a ginger kid bites me" because we all know that gingeritis is a real threat.


Obviously you should try this yourself because I wouldn't believe it either (and because you clearly have nothing better to do)


With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless. - Doug Coupland


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