Rebecca Black - My Moment: Obviously Friday was horrible but THIS song is even worse. If you can't sing you cannot make a ballad...at least Friday was catchy.
Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand: I feel like an old gramps complaining about music these days...but I just don't get how this can be considered music. And of all people's names to use...I don't feel like wasting any more brain power on this. Their song Big Bad Wolf is worse and more pointless but the music video is too gross so you'll have to deal with this one instead.
Brad Paisley - Don't Drink the Water: I can't remember if it was on a results show for The Voice or America's Got Talent...but this summer I had to listen to this crap. First of all it is country music. Second of all it is the worst concept ever: water is bad in Mexico so drink alcohol.... (maybe better than singing about tractors)
Hot Chelle Rae - Tonight, Tonight: Writing this song must have taken all of five seconds, the tune may be catchy (just because it gets stuck in your head does not make it a good song) but the lyrics are so worthless I could cry..I mean blah whatever blah blah it doesn't matter...
Chris Brown - ANYTHING BY CHRIS BROWN: I will focus my attention on Look at Me Now because he is pretty much saying look at me now even though I beat up my girlfriend and am a horrible excuse for a human being I'm still making bank. See also Strip and Wet the Bed for gross crappy songs.
Dishonorable mention: Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling: Because for some reason radio stations still think this song is new...
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze--I'm always the designated driver. - Kim Kardashian
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