Websites to Not Get you into the Holiday Spirit

To help you get in the holiday spirit (or maybe stir you away from it) I want to wish you a happy Dec 22nd or National Date Nut Bread Day!
Because obviously this is the best carb holiday all year round and is celebrated according to this list of strange/mostly worthless holidays.   It is also Chanukah...but who pays any attention to that!?

And now for some more awkward holidayness:

Here are two sites with weird gifts and now for some of my favorites:
About.com's Weird Holiday Gift Guide was actually pretty tame
except for the best thing ever:
for all the small chested ladies out there who like a good drink!

and for the king of all geeks, the geekiest throne of all:
who doesn't want to sit on Captain Kirk's chair..(ME)

From marieclaire.com's list of weird holiday gifts:
Obviously they ALSO had the best gift ever...the wine lover's sports bra!!
But on a more original note: a cat in a can!
and yes I totally know someone who could've used this gem to help her get through college ; )

And from Huffington Post's Canada (who lives in Canada? ..besides the bieb) gifts that were actually given, my favorite is the bedazzled toilet brush for the girl who has everything...bedazzled!



And now that we are really in the Christmas holiday spirit, here are some freakish holiday pictures that obviously have nothing to do with my holiday but everything to do with that other holiday that everyone else celebrates:

buzzfeed.com gives a top 20 list of extremely uncomfortable holiday pics:
Including these magic numbers:

Too much nudity:


WAY TOO MUCH NUDITY:


TOO MANY FREAKIN ANIMALS!!!!



San Francisco's Chronicle's SFgate.com has some repeats but adds to the awkward glory:

Totally normal:


Santa forgot to watch out for the reindeer's hooves...or maybe his drug dealer?


And again WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE NUDITY:





Happy Chanukah and have a merry whatever that other holiday is!







Tommy: I don't get it. We've looked everywhere.
Phil: It's hard to find the meanie of Chanukah.
-A Rugrats Chanukah